Saturday, October 27, 2007 - An interesting article :
Hello, today I would like to show all of you out there a extremely interesting article which I discovered.
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~~~~The TY Times~~~~
Singapore 26/10/2007
Today we are reporting a extremely __(fill in the blanks)__ incident! Following eye witnesses have come up to our office to tell us that a group of young ladies was seen sitting around a table. Thinking that it was going to be hot gossips, the inquisitive witnesses went up to listen, little did they expect that what they heard was especially __(fill in the blanks)__ .
The witnesses told our head reporter, L, that there was a extremely self-proclaimed pretty lady who was talking to what seemed like the parents of two girls. It was one of the greatest feared event, the Meet-The-Parents-To-Get-Your-Report-Book Session. The self-proclaimed pretty lady is suspected to be the form-teacher of the two pityful girls. This self-proclaimed pretty form teacher who might seem to be extremely demure, kind, caring and pretty is certainly a force to be reckon with. She is able to conjure up tons of chemicals in a instant, and bombard you with lots of touch chemical equations and theories. Whats more, she has a never ending stories of unique experience which can be told for life.
The first victim named C (This poor soul's name was changed to protect the identity of this traumatized 15 year old) had a short Meet-The-Parents-To-Get-Your-Report-Book Session as she was quickly dealt with by the constant throwing of NH3 and never ending stories and bullshits. One of our brave witness, Mr Brave (The witness name was also changed as we do not want to put the life of our brave witness in danger) told L that the name of the form-teacher was said out loud by our victim C, however it was EXTREMELY terrifying that we shall call her It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name. Mr Brave also said that, It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name said many stuff like, being extremely concerned about the future of our poor C to C's parents. She also became her Kind Mode which manage to fool C's parents. It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name also repeatedly mention that she does not need an apology from C for what C has done to her, however, throughout that short session, It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name kept on repeating what she wanted to say which was extremely irrelevant and it seems as though she was hinting for an apology which contradicts what she said about no need one. It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name even screamed for no reason when C joked with the second victim M. It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name claimed that C was not respecting her and sent her to the discipline master. C's body was found badly injured from HCL and NH3, and her ears turned extremely red from all the nonsense that came out of It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name.
It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name turned to M (This poor soul's name was changed to protect the identity of this traumatized 15 year old) who was the second victim had a slow torture by It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name, our witness, Mr Brave told us that, just when It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name was about to start her torturing, her assistant form-teacher, She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name came to the scene of crime, this young form teacher who was of the same age as It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name has a talents in numbers, she is able to come out with formulas and answer which would be enough to drive anyone crazy just listening to them.
The Two-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name tortured M and spoke with M's parents. Apparently, It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name told M that she was trying to be a shadow of C, It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name even quoted from M's classmate, "M used to be very pretty, but after she cut the same hair as C, she is so ugly, so KNS." The thing that shocked Mr Brave was that It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name even acted innocent by asking, "What is KNS?" Why would the wise It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name who seems to have never ending bullshit not know what is KNS?
It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name used her same tatic of pure torture with bullshits with the back up of her assitant She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name. However, the most __(fill in the blanks)__ thing is that, It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name has a sudden urge to show how M look like, and decide to imitate whatever M did. The scenes were described as "horrendous" by our Mr Brave and he had a severe sore eyes for the next few days after. It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name decide to bite her fingers when M bit hers. And even open her mouth to form a perfect O, which her assitant She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name would totally agree on, when M open her mouth slightly to talk.
Mr Brave managed to take out his handphone and took shots of how It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name looked like when she smiled when M smiled. The following pictures might be EXTREMELY disturbing.
[It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name]
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[M]
Please judge the difference yourself. M's body is found unhurt however the psychological damage which is done is unpredictable. We would like to warn our audience that there is such a group of people out there whose extremely dangerous. The following word is said by the Head Police, "AVOID CONFRONTATION AT ALL COST"
-Head reporter, L.
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I hope you guys liked the article ;)
leehao blogged at 9:18 AM
Thursday, October 25, 2007 - Whoah~~~ :
Hm. I have't blogged for a REAL long time. Anyway, today's topic is about HOLIDAYS. As everyone knows, the school holidays are just like a few days more. However, sadly for the Primary School kids, they have 2 more weeks to go *sniff sniff*. Anyway, the holidays~ What have you planned for? Go overseas on the second week? Thats a GREAT AND WONDERFUL AND SPLENDID AND MARVELOUS AND MAGNIFICENT AND PLEASANT AND AMAZING IDEA!( You get the point)
BUT WAIT!~ Hold your tails, what if you have to go for this SUPER ENRICHING, SUPER GREAT, SUPER FUN, SUPER FANTASTIC STUDY CAMP!!~~~ (WHOO CHEERS!!~~) THATS NOT ALL! YOU GET TO GO FOR 2 WHOLE WEEKS!~ GRAB YOUR DEALS NOW!~
//Sarcasm mode off. Ya right, the above stuff about how great it is are bull, unless your a freaking retarded nerd who loves your school alot.(Sorry to all nerds all there, I'm not trying to say that your freaking retarded) Back on topic, you get to go to this amazing study camp which last for 2 WHOLE WEEKS! And whats more, you HAVE TO GO! Its a ORDER, NOT a CHOICE. Why do you go there for? To "prepare" for the following year.
Hmm... AWWW the school is so kind, the teachers are willing to spent their holiday time to come back and teach the students and "prepare" the students for the following year. Eh...? But wait, when the following year comes, the students still have to stay back to 5PM in the evening! WHOAH~~ And guess what, other schools who did not have such FUN study camp, get to end early ;). AND, they managed to teach the syllabus at the given deadline.
Hm.. So what makes certain school so special which they must make the students come back for study camps AND make them study to 5PM to be able to teach finish the syllabus? **OH HOHOHO NONO, ITS TO PREPARE THE STUDENTS BETTER SO THEY WILL GET BETTER RESULTS, JUST LOOK AT OUR SCHOOL'S HISTORY, WE GOT 5 SSA OR WHATEVER! FIRST IN SINGAPORE LEH!!!** Umm... Thats great, at least we get good results for our hardwork, *Claps claps*. *Checks ranking of schools* WHOA~~~ We are still not better then other independent schools O.O *OH WE ARE NEIGHBOURHOOD SCHOOLS, ITS A GREAT ACHIEVEMENT. YADAYADAYADA*
SURE~ But please take note, other students from the independent school does not need to have COMPULSARY student camps AND late schooldays AND they still get better results then us. Whose fault? Students? Partly? You decide :)
leehao blogged at 7:06 AM
Sunday, August 12, 2007 - GAHHH IM BORED! :
Okay, I OFFICIALLY BORED. Been slacking at home for the past 3days, its REALLY BORING. Using comp till 3am and sleeping until 12am and repeat that boring cycle. ARGHHH! DAMN BORING! Any interesting things to do? Don't tell me homework, I left them at Egypt and I won't bother retrieving them back.
Whats the first thing that pop right into your head when you first wake up? Well, YHL just pop right in for the past 2days. And she says thats bad ._. Ah thats random.
So theres school tomorrow and I seriously dread it, ah well, I guess I shall go and piss some teachers off, AND I REALISED THAT MY MATHS TEACHER HAVEN'T RETURN ME MY SET SQUARE! I must get it back tomorrow! And do we have exams tomorrow? >< Heard that other schools are. Oh haha exams stinks. Period.
Nothing much to write about, I'M STILL BORED! Gah! Off to find more means of entertainment. Ciaos~
-Philophobia, Im missing the YHL. Big time, does she even realise? <---Random stuff.
leehao blogged at 6:08 AM
Friday, July 27, 2007 - HARRY POTTER!HARRY POTTER!HARRY POTTER! :
Okay fine after much BEGGING from someone(felicia da ahlian) to ask me to blog, i shall. Recently could not sleep well. Which is like not sleeping well for 3 weeks. Super tired. Then the interesting thing that happen is, CHERYL POSTED ME ON STOMP! DAMM LAR. No its not fun to be posted on stomp which makes you look super retarded. School sucks as usual. Won't bother commenting much on it, waste of time. Just finished Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows yesterday. Its SUPER DUPER NICE. The best book i ever read. Seriously. Sigh but that means thats the end of Harry Potter. Oh well, next thing to look into is the movies!!!!! They are starting to film Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince this September. OMG! FAST. I'm sure the next movie will be better, theres much more fighting scenes stated in the book. Sooo, LETS HOPE IT COMES FAST!!! Okay end of ranting. Hope this pleases our dear Miss Felicia Da AhLian. ;D
-Philophobia
leehao blogged at 9:43 PM
Monday, May 28, 2007 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME =D :
There still 23minutes before the end of 28 of may 2007, AKA my 15th birthday. It was pretty normal. Nothing much, just that I have to go school today, and this following week, WTH! Holidays le. Some more today my birthday, piece of shit. Pathetic, fucking school. You know whats more pathetic? The fucking way the principals and the teachers run that fucking pathetic school. Argh! I tell you. It was a mistake to put Yishun Town as my school. I rather go Northland or some other school. Haven't been blogging for so long, I shall say some stuff that happened. Before the holidays started, we had our post-exams activities, the other levels get like art museum visits, science centre and stuff, quite lame but at least its something that is good to kill time, what did the Sec 3 get? Entrepreneur 101 (Thanks Lina mommy for teaching me how to spell that xD) anyway, thats what the Sec 3 got, great name ain't it? What do we do? Go around Sembawang trying to give out flyers and promoting our YT Fiesta. Meaning, BEING FUCKING FREE LABOUR FOR THAT FUCKING SCHOOL! WTH LAR! I GO WORK GIVE OUT FLYERS AT LEAST STILL GOT MONEY EARN. THIS ONE LE? SELL THE TICKETS MONEY GO TO SCHOOL! FUCK! I would swear stuff about YT infront of the public and tell them how fucking cheap that school is.
So throughout that "GREAT" activity, I slacked with my group doing nothing, not bothering much about the stupid flyers and waiting for time to past. So once its 12.30pm, went to find teacher and off back home!
For today, waited for Xiao Ying after school, he had to see our great oh VP, suppose to show time table Xiao Ying planned for himself and he can go off, in the end he preached at Xiao Ying for 2 whole hours, and I waited with Aiying for 2hours straight CRAP EH. MY BIRTHDAY TIME LE! Then guess what, the most fucking shitty part is that, after the 2hours preaching, the VP asked Xiao Ying whether he have anything on, so he told that VP that he was suppose to meet his friends AKA Aiying and me to go out, so the VP said in this great way of replying in shock, "Why didn't you tell me? I made your friends waited 2hours!". FUCKING CRAP LE! I TELL YOU I ALMOST BLEW UP WHEN XIAO YING TOLD ME THAT. MY BIRTHDAY TIME LOR! ARGH. CRAP SCHOOL CANT BLAME.
Oh well. 3more minutes to the end of my birthday, I am typing this entry slowly to enter at 12 exactly =D
Thanks Chu Lian for waking up at 12.02AM this morning to specially greet me! I feel so touched and honored.Haha. 2more minutes! 1... AND IM 15 AND 1DAYS OLD!
leehao blogged at 8:37 AM
Tuesday, April 17, 2007 - Hmm? :
Life suck bad lar! So many days never update blog. Also no mood to say what happen few days back. My parents banned me from using the computer. Heck, as if I give a damn. Can't stand them. Xiao ying also having family problems. We should run away together. Sigh sigh, nothing much to say lar. Damn fucked up and damn tired. Hope Chu lian will get over it soon. Haha. Oh well Ciaos~
leehao blogged at 5:55 AM
Friday, April 13, 2007 - I believe in friday the 13th now. Sec 3 PTR SUCK! :
Just came back from PTR. It was HORRIBLE. That freaking Ikan kept on shooting the whole Sec 3 infronts of our parents and even shot our parents. Let tell you guys what happened.
When that freaking fish came into the hall, everyone was expected to stand and sing the school song. Boring and retarded nonsense. He then started his INTRODUCTION SPEECH. I then remembered that Darry told me that he gave a 1hour 30mins speech at the Sec 2 PTR. Ours lasted 1hour 23mins. He tried to be good in the way he speaks his horrible English, I repeat, TRIED. Miss, he can say it to Mister. Everything just sounds wrong and retarded. I can't even imitate the way he speaks. WAY TO HARD. Then he started to continue on CCA, results for 'O' Level and stuff like that. If he went for oral, he would fail. Then he started talking about the school CONCERNS for the Sec 3. Yea right as if.
He said stuff like us being slack in discipline. Maybe true, but we don't care. Then he started saying about playing too much computers and stuff. He said the school will help us KEEP the computer if there is a need and return after our 'O' Level. Please lar. I dare you guys to take mine, if whichever teacher is reading, I am challenging you guys. Take it from me and you DIE. I mean it. Its either you die or I die, I will never let anyone touch my computer. Fucking retarded. I would sure like to see them trying to take away mine, I don't let you guys, what can you do? Kill me? Sure.
Then he talked about BGR, please lar, we BGR then BGR lar. Your problem? He says its NATURAL. DUH? So why bother bringing it up and worst of all, trying to act hero and humiliate us infront of our parents? So you can look cool? Oh please, your lame way of speaking kills it all.
Then he continues with us being STRAWBERRIES, he says we are like strawberries because we need to have constant care and attention or we will die like how strawberries, meaning we rely on teachers alot. He even said this, "How many of you sleep in Air-con at night?" Some people answers, then he replied, "Look at how lucky you guys are, in the past theres no such thing."
That really crack me up. If your going to ask that type of stupid question, then I shall post one to all of them back. "How many of you teachers work in office with air-con?" Obviously all of them. HAH. Then let me reply this, "In the past, the teachers do not work in air-con." So please. don't give us stupid questions. Times have change, even you teachers work differently. So think before you guys find stupid reason to humiliate us when you guys are doing the same.
And he then said we lack in "Fighting Spirit." Man I tell you, everyone was like so wanting to whack him up lar. I think we should really show him whats call FIGHTING Spirit. Then theres this some weird guy call what Mr Teo, incharge of what learning styles activity and all those crap lar. Never even heard of him before, then turn out that he is a guy who knows Fish since their army days. He then try to say all those good thing about Fish lar. Like how nice is curry fish head and what are the type of different fish. Okay thats lame. What he actually say was that, how great a principal fish was and how much he cared. MY ASS MAN! I think even the Auntie care more.
All in all. Fish sucks. Ytss sucks. They should die.
I am sure many others would want to whack him up after the PTR. Anyone want to arrange a date?
Ah really lazy to say anymore. His bullshit was alot. Can't put it all in. I don't contain shit in my brains. So, Ciao~
PS: To the staffs who are seeing this, yes I am openly challenging you guys to take away my computer.
leehao blogged at 7:43 AM
