Saturday, October 27, 2007 - An interesting article :
Hello, today I would like to show all of you out there a extremely interesting article which I discovered.
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~~~~The TY Times~~~~
Singapore 26/10/2007
Today we are reporting a extremely __(fill in the blanks)__ incident! Following eye witnesses have come up to our office to tell us that a group of young ladies was seen sitting around a table. Thinking that it was going to be hot gossips, the inquisitive witnesses went up to listen, little did they expect that what they heard was especially __(fill in the blanks)__ .
The witnesses told our head reporter, L, that there was a extremely self-proclaimed pretty lady who was talking to what seemed like the parents of two girls. It was one of the greatest feared event, the Meet-The-Parents-To-Get-Your-Report-Book Session. The self-proclaimed pretty lady is suspected to be the form-teacher of the two pityful girls. This self-proclaimed pretty form teacher who might seem to be extremely demure, kind, caring and pretty is certainly a force to be reckon with. She is able to conjure up tons of chemicals in a instant, and bombard you with lots of touch chemical equations and theories. Whats more, she has a never ending stories of unique experience which can be told for life.
The first victim named C (This poor soul's name was changed to protect the identity of this traumatized 15 year old) had a short Meet-The-Parents-To-Get-Your-Report-Book Session as she was quickly dealt with by the constant throwing of NH3 and never ending stories and bullshits. One of our brave witness, Mr Brave (The witness name was also changed as we do not want to put the life of our brave witness in danger) told L that the name of the form-teacher was said out loud by our victim C, however it was EXTREMELY terrifying that we shall call her It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name. Mr Brave also said that, It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name said many stuff like, being extremely concerned about the future of our poor C to C's parents. She also became her Kind Mode which manage to fool C's parents. It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name also repeatedly mention that she does not need an apology from C for what C has done to her, however, throughout that short session, It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name kept on repeating what she wanted to say which was extremely irrelevant and it seems as though she was hinting for an apology which contradicts what she said about no need one. It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name even screamed for no reason when C joked with the second victim M. It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name claimed that C was not respecting her and sent her to the discipline master. C's body was found badly injured from HCL and NH3, and her ears turned extremely red from all the nonsense that came out of It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name.
It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name turned to M (This poor soul's name was changed to protect the identity of this traumatized 15 year old) who was the second victim had a slow torture by It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name, our witness, Mr Brave told us that, just when It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name was about to start her torturing, her assistant form-teacher, She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name came to the scene of crime, this young form teacher who was of the same age as It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name has a talents in numbers, she is able to come out with formulas and answer which would be enough to drive anyone crazy just listening to them.
The Two-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name tortured M and spoke with M's parents. Apparently, It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name told M that she was trying to be a shadow of C, It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name even quoted from M's classmate, "M used to be very pretty, but after she cut the same hair as C, she is so ugly, so KNS." The thing that shocked Mr Brave was that It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name even acted innocent by asking, "What is KNS?" Why would the wise It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name who seems to have never ending bullshit not know what is KNS?
It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name used her same tatic of pure torture with bullshits with the back up of her assitant She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name. However, the most __(fill in the blanks)__ thing is that, It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name has a sudden urge to show how M look like, and decide to imitate whatever M did. The scenes were described as "horrendous" by our Mr Brave and he had a severe sore eyes for the next few days after. It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name decide to bite her fingers when M bit hers. And even open her mouth to form a perfect O, which her assitant She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name would totally agree on, when M open her mouth slightly to talk.
Mr Brave managed to take out his handphone and took shots of how It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name looked like when she smiled when M smiled. The following pictures might be EXTREMELY disturbing.
[It-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Name]
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[M]
Please judge the difference yourself. M's body is found unhurt however the psychological damage which is done is unpredictable. We would like to warn our audience that there is such a group of people out there whose extremely dangerous. The following word is said by the Head Police, "AVOID CONFRONTATION AT ALL COST"
-Head reporter, L.
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I hope you guys liked the article ;)
leehao blogged at 9:18 AM
Thursday, October 25, 2007 - Whoah~~~ :
Hm. I have't blogged for a REAL long time. Anyway, today's topic is about HOLIDAYS. As everyone knows, the school holidays are just like a few days more. However, sadly for the Primary School kids, they have 2 more weeks to go *sniff sniff*. Anyway, the holidays~ What have you planned for? Go overseas on the second week? Thats a GREAT AND WONDERFUL AND SPLENDID AND MARVELOUS AND MAGNIFICENT AND PLEASANT AND AMAZING IDEA!( You get the point)
BUT WAIT!~ Hold your tails, what if you have to go for this SUPER ENRICHING, SUPER GREAT, SUPER FUN, SUPER FANTASTIC STUDY CAMP!!~~~ (WHOO CHEERS!!~~) THATS NOT ALL! YOU GET TO GO FOR 2 WHOLE WEEKS!~ GRAB YOUR DEALS NOW!~
//Sarcasm mode off. Ya right, the above stuff about how great it is are bull, unless your a freaking retarded nerd who loves your school alot.(Sorry to all nerds all there, I'm not trying to say that your freaking retarded) Back on topic, you get to go to this amazing study camp which last for 2 WHOLE WEEKS! And whats more, you HAVE TO GO! Its a ORDER, NOT a CHOICE. Why do you go there for? To "prepare" for the following year.
Hmm... AWWW the school is so kind, the teachers are willing to spent their holiday time to come back and teach the students and "prepare" the students for the following year. Eh...? But wait, when the following year comes, the students still have to stay back to 5PM in the evening! WHOAH~~ And guess what, other schools who did not have such FUN study camp, get to end early ;). AND, they managed to teach the syllabus at the given deadline.
Hm.. So what makes certain school so special which they must make the students come back for study camps AND make them study to 5PM to be able to teach finish the syllabus? **OH HOHOHO NONO, ITS TO PREPARE THE STUDENTS BETTER SO THEY WILL GET BETTER RESULTS, JUST LOOK AT OUR SCHOOL'S HISTORY, WE GOT 5 SSA OR WHATEVER! FIRST IN SINGAPORE LEH!!!** Umm... Thats great, at least we get good results for our hardwork, *Claps claps*. *Checks ranking of schools* WHOA~~~ We are still not better then other independent schools O.O *OH WE ARE NEIGHBOURHOOD SCHOOLS, ITS A GREAT ACHIEVEMENT. YADAYADAYADA*
SURE~ But please take note, other students from the independent school does not need to have COMPULSARY student camps AND late schooldays AND they still get better results then us. Whose fault? Students? Partly? You decide :)
leehao blogged at 7:06 AM
